These past two weeks have been the ultimate culmination of the back to school commercials, fliers, and dances that have been plaguing my ears since mid-July. For me, back to school ads are old news, but to a very excited 4 year old I know, this was the beginning of everything.
I interviewed this little lady in “course evaluation” style in an attempt to remember what that first experience with school was like.
Do you think kindergarten will teach you everything you need to know before first grade?
Bella: Yes. We’re gonna know how to write our whole names by then.
Has your experience in school matched the description you were given about kindergarten?
Bella: Yes! Mommy told me I would get a new lunchbox and batpack [backpack] for k5 and I did.
Is that the Hulk on your lunchbox?
Bella: No, it’s Four [Thor] and Captain America. Don’t be funny. You already knew that.
Oh yeah! What do you think of the textbooks and materials? [explained to the interviewee as “stuff your teacher gives you”]
Bella: It’s difficult. Why do we have so many letters?
(The interview paused for a quick cake pop and hot chocolate break.)
Do you think your teacher knows what she’s talking about?
Bella: Yeah. she’s kinda old.
(That’s not a kind thing to say, Bella)
(But she’s definitely older than you!)
Moving on. What do you expect to learn in kindergarten?
Bella: I want to write papers like you. Maybe like a whole paper of letters for my teacher. Also how to read them. I already know how to see my name and it’s five letters long!
Oh! Maybe we can learn how to play sports! And I want to paint too!
Don’t you need to know your colors first?
Bella: (Offers a blank stare) I already *know* my colors AND how to mix them. My uncle taught me.
My apologies! Do you think you will have a good year in school?
Bella: Yes! I’m gonna be more smart for first grade, and I already have new friends! There’s a lotta stuff I don’t know and I’m gonna know it now! It’s gonna be a so great year, right?
And there you have it. The view of the first year of school by an intelligent, snarky, and silly four year old.